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Good afternoon all you pretty people of Carnival Nocturne,

In case some of you have not noticed, I've invited my long-time personal assistant - Damien Penner - here to act as, what else? My personal assistant. I certainly hope everyone here will treat him with the same respect that you have shown me since my arrival.

With that said, if anyone has any sort of problem with anything at all, I hope you will not hesitate to come find me in my trailer. I have been trying to get to every show since I've started here, but it's not easy to be everyone at once. My door is open all day, every day and don't worry about stopping me around the grounds if you happen to see me, even if it's just to introduce yourself, I promise, I don't bite... too hard, at least.

I sound so stupidly formal....

I'm truly considering moving my trailer further away from the animal tent. I don't think I can tolerate another night of feces riddled air wafting through my windows. Or perhaps suggest air fresheners near that area. I'm a fan of lavender.

Or perhaps I'll just put flower boxes by the window and plant lavender myself.

Yes.

That might be the better of the three options. Who knows how to build flower boxes?

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